Wednesday, July 2, 2014

My Bio

I spent my childhood as a child. Later, in school I was voted most likely to lose my hair. I have an affinity for anything microscopic and I’m good with a hammer. I’ve been praised for my work with toothpaste and I love sculpting dust. My cuticles need attention. I aspire to become a magna cum laude of anything. I like having pets in the house so you can blame them for suspicious sounds you hear at night. I like to volunteer at estate sales but, no takers yet. I’ve been called ridiculously artistic but that was from my girlfriend. Good with candles.

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